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status for whatsapp in english

  • There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look.
  • Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror
  • Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
  • Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong.. But very very fun
  • God is really creative, i mean...just look at me.
  • I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
  • Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
  • The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching
  • When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic
  • I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs
  • The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks
  • My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours
  • Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection
  • I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday
  • People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
  • Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's probably dead.
  • Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain
  • A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
  • I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent
  • I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something
  • You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom
  • The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs
  • ??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq i ??i? ?s?? ??? si si??
  • Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up
  • When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me
  • Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak

  • Cool Funny status in hindi

  • mujhe aisi ladki se shadi karni hai jo apne aadhar card me mast dikhe
  • ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.
  • 4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.
  • tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega
  • Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.