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There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong.. But very very fun
God is really creative, i mean...just look at me.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching
When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic
I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's probably dead.
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something
You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs
??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq i ??i? ?s?? ??? si si??
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up
When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak
Cool Funny status in hindi
mujhe aisi ladki se shadi karni hai jo apne aadhar card me mast dikhe
ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.
4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.
tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega
Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.
