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Funny facebook status

• Why God, why? Why beautiful girls don’t have brains.
• I’m the boss; my wife is just the decision maker.
• Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
• Save water drink beer.
• Life is Short - Chat Fast!
• I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
• GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
• Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
• I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....
• A man asks a trainer in the gym: ‘I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use? ‘Trainer replies: ‘Use the ATM ‘
• Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
• Life is too short smile while you still have teeth..
• Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones.
• Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
• Excuse me.... Please empty your pockets.... I think you stole my heart.
• Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
• Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
• My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
• I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
• I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

Fb Status on LIfe

• Everything in life is luck.
• This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make it.
• It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project.
• Life is like a trumpet - if you don't put anything into it, you don't get anything out of it.
• Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
• Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
• I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
• The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
• A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
• You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
• Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
• Life is like dancing. If we have a big floor, many people will dance. Some will get angry when the rhythm changes. But life is changing all the time.
• Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
• Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
• Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
• The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.
• I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.
• The personal life deeply lived always expands into truths beyond itself.
• What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds.
• Life's like a play: it's not the length, but the excellence of the acting that matters.

Love status for facebook

• Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'
• Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.
• A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love.
• Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.
• A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
• Where there is love there is life.
• We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving.
• Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do.
• Love is a game that two can play and both win.
• Love has no age, no limit; and no death.
• Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
• We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
• Love is the flower you've got to let grow.
• Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
• A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
• Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
• Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, and the amazement of the Gods.
• Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
• If you find someone you love in your life, and then hang on to that love.
• True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.

Attitude Status for Facebook

• Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.
• For success, attitude is equally as important as ability.
• But the attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be.
• A positive attitude can really make dreams come true - it did for me.
• My general attitude to life is to enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.'
• Great effort springs naturally from great attitude.
• It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray.
• My attitudes have changed, but somebody would have to read all my books to find out how they have.
• I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.
• The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care.

Fb Cool Status

• All of my favorite people - people I really trust - none of them were cool in their younger years.
• I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool.
• I never cut class. I loved getting A's, I liked being smart. I liked being on time. I thought being smart is cooler than anything in the world.
• To create well I have to be in a good mood, happy and cool.
• Keep a cool head and maintain a low profile. Never take the lead - but aim to do something big.
• I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
• One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty counsels. The thing to do is to supply light and not heat.
• Good words cool more than cold water.
• I just tried to keep my cool and continue with my race plan: to win.
• It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.