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diwali greeting sms
Diwali whatsapp status sms best wishes in hindi, English send deepavali 2014 new sms to your friends or family.
- May This Celebration Of Great Day
With Happy Smiles All Year Round
In This Blessed Diwali
The Peace And Joy Always Here For Us - With Diyas (Lamps) and Lights we bring
more light to remove darkness;May the
happiness, that this brings,
brighten your life! HAPPY DEEPAWALI. - Khushiyon ka tyohaar
Pyaar ki bauchar
Mithaiyon ki bahar
Is Diwali aapko
mile khushiya
hazaar bar
“Happy Diwali 2 U and Family…” - Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
*Happy Diwali* - May All The Bad Thoughts Go Away,
May The Darkness Be Feared Away
With Lights,
May The Bitter And Cold Sorrows
Be Blended With Sweets.
Have A Blast This Diwali.
- Smile Like A Million Sparkles On This
Diwali And Let Your Happiness Spread
Over The World To Bring The Light Of Joy
On Many A Forlorn Face.
May The Message Of Diwali Spread
Like Wildfire And Let Goodness Win Over Evil Erasing
All Bad And Bringing Out
All The Good In Our Hearts
To Bring Everlasting Happiness And Peace. - To My Dear friends.
May God Gives Us What We Hope
For And Needs Beneficial To Life..
Happy Diwali. - May The Beauty Of This
Festival Of Lights
Fill Your Home With Happiness
Joy, Prosperity, And Never Ending Success. - As These Lovely Candles Flame
It Is The Time For Happiness To Claim
As High As Mountain
As Bright As Linen Flair
Your Life Should Be A Pure Affair
Here Are My Wishes For You And Your Loved Ones
Wishing You A Prosperous Diwali. - Agr aap muje SMS nahi kroge to..
Kuch din bad apke ghar main bomb fatega..
Daro nahi yaar
Kuch din ke bad “DIWALI” jo hai.
Wish u HAPPY DIWALI in advance. - Hai Roshni ka ye Tyohar
Laye Har Chehre par Muskaan
Sukh aur Samridhi ki Bahaar
Samet lo Saari Khushiyan
Apno ka Saath aur Pyar
Is Pawan Avsar par,
Aap sab ko Diwali ka pyar.. - Aayi Hai Diwali Dekho
Sang Layi Khushiya Dekho..
Yehan Wahan Jahan
Dekho Aaj Deep Jagmagate Dekho *Happy Diwali* - Give 10 things in life
D= Dhan
H= Health
A = Anand
N = Nature
T = Talent
E = Enjoyment
R = Romance
A = Aitbar
S = Saubhagya
Wish U n ur family
Happy Dhanteras.! - This Diwali
I wish that ur all dreams
n expectations come true.
n may god fill all colors in ur life.
n make ur diwali the
most remembrable diwali. - Life with you is like diwali,
so lets promise to be togethe
r like this forever. Wish
you a very Happy Diwali
Diwali whatsapp status sms
Sorry sms in Hindi
Sorry sms for every group age say sorry by a beautiful sms below we show best sorry sms in hindi.
- Sorry is a gud weapons for some people.. Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo, n after that just say sorry.. but actually people don't know the deep meaning of sorry....!
- sorry sorry yar Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti, Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti. Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga, Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti. Once again I am sorry!!!
- Teri Yaari hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum Roz Ruth jana hum roz manayenge, Par maann jana Humare manane se, Warna Humari bheegi Ankhein leke Hum kaha jayenge??
- Aap Haste ho apko Dekh Hum haste hai, Aap Rote ho apko dekh Hume bhi Rona aata hai, Ek bar Humse Rooth kar to dekho.. Hum Mar Jayenge Tumhein Manate Manate..
- Ek pyaara sa Sach: Maafi Mangne ka ye Matlaab nahi ki Aap Galat ho, Aur Koi Dusra Saahhi.., Par iska to ye matlab hota he ki Aap Is Rishtey ki Dilse Kadar kerte ho..
- hamari galti ko maf kar dena. Anjane me bhi hme chod mat dena. Nahi to hm reh nahi payenge aap k bin. Aap hmare bin hi reh lena.
- Agar Hum na Rahenge to Tumko kaun Manayega..?? Ye Buri Aadat hai, Har Baat pe yu Rutha nahi kartey..
- Kaise Aapko Hum Manayen Bass ek Baar bata do, Meri Galti, Mera Qasoor to Mujhe Yaad dila do..!!
- Is Kadar na Ruth kar Tum jao, Tumhare Bin Hum na Jii Payenge, Sonchale fir Haath Chhudane se Pehle, Fir Hum Zindagi Tere Naam kar Jayenge..
- Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, Par maan jana manane se, Warna hum jee na sakege?
- Mohabbat Hum Tumse karke Sanaam, Na jane Kis Duniya me Kho gaye, Humne Sirf Chheda Dil ki Chaah se, Be Wajaah Tum Humse Khafaa ho gaye..
- Chaand to Ek Noor hai¦, Isiliye Use Khud pe Guroor hai, Hum Guroor kare bhi to Kis pe Kare?? Hamaraa to CHaand hi Humse Door hai..!
- Wo Mujhe Chaahti hai par Apna nahi sakti, Mujhe Bhulane ka Dard Utha nahi sakti, Ajib hai Uske Pyaar ka ye Andazz, Khafaa to Karti hai par Manaa nahi sakti..
- Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana. Are¦ bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
- Jiss Paal mein Toot Jatey Hai Sapney, Us Paal mein Hi Ruth Jatey Hai Apney, Humein Kisi ko Mananaa Nahi Ata, Shayad Tabhi To Humse Ruth Jatey Hai Apney...
- Hum Ruthe Bhi to Kiske Bharose, Kon Hai Jo Ayega Humein Manane ke liye, Agar Taras Aa Bhi Jaye Aapko Humpe, Par Wo Dil Kahan se Laau Aapse Ruth Jane ke Liye..!!?
- Dhadkan Banke Jo Dil me samaa Jate hai, Har Ek Pal Jinki Yaad me Bitate hai, Aansu Tak Nikalte Hai Jab Wo Yaad Aate hai, Jaan Chaali Jati Hai Jab Wo Humse Ruth Jate hai..
- Sochta Hun Zinda Hoon Mang Loon Sb Sy Mafi, Najane Marne K Baad Koi Maaf Kare Ya Na Kare.
- Uski Yaadon me Raat Gujar jati hai, Uske liye Aankhen Bhaar aati hai, Mushkil Hai Usko ye keh Pana ki, Tere Bin Dhadkan Bhi Thaam jati hai..
- Koi Rootha Hai Humse Ke Hum Kuch Kehte Nahi, Kaise Manaye Jab Wo Hume Milte Nahi, Kash Iss Dard Ko Juban Hoti To Bata Dete, Par Wo Jakham ke Nishan Kaise Bataye Jo Dikhte Nahi..!!
- Chahte Hai Jo Hadd Se Jyada Kisiko, Wohi Sabse Jyada Takrar Karte Hai, Karo Na Fikar Agar Wo Naraz Ho Jaye, Qki Naraz Hote He Wohi Jo Sachcha Pyar Karte Hai..
- Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye, Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata, Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye¦
- Jab Aap Mujhse Ruth Jayenge, Jab Aap Mujhse Khafa Hojayenge, Jab Aap Mujhe Bhul Jayenge, To Gaal Pe Aisa THAPPAD Padega Ke Bus HUM Hi HUM Nazar Ayenge..
- œRahaat Bhi Apno Se Milti Hai, œChahat Bhi Apno Se Milti Hai, œApno Se Kabhi Roothna Nahi, Qki œMUSKURAHAT Bhi Sirf Apno Se Milti Hai..
- Chup Rehte Ki Koi Khafa Na Ho Jaye, Humse Koi Rusva Na Ho Jaye, Badi Mushkil Se Koi Apna Bana Hai, Dar Lagta Hai Kahi Wo Bhi Juda Na Ho Jaye..
- Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye¦
- Beshak Ijazat Hai Aap Ko Rooth Jaane Ki, Humein To Aadat Hai Manane Ki, Agar Aap Nahi Mane To, Hum Pareshan Kar Denge Missed Call Se Satane Ki..
- Mujhe Bhi Sameit Legi Ek Roz, Us Andhere Ghar Ki Dahleez, Tumse Guzarish He Ki Maaf Kar Dena, Un Khataon Ko Jinse Dil Dukha Ho Tumhara..
- Humara Tumpe Koi Haq To Nahi Hai Phir Bhi Ye Kehte Hein. Hamari ZINDAGI Tum Manglo Magar Udaas Mat Raha Karo..
- Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai. Sorry if i Hurt you
- Aaj Mene Khud Se Ek Wada Kiya Hai, Maafi Manguga Usse Jisko Rusva Kiya Hai, Har Mod Par Rahunga Mein Uske Sath Sath, Malum Hai Ki Mene Usko Kitna Juda Kiya Hai..
- Kisi Ka Anjane Mein Bhi Dil Mat Dukhana Ho Sakta Hai Ki, Us Ki Aankh Se Gira Ek Bhi Aansu Tumhari Zindgi K Liye Saza Ban Jaye..
- Kab Dil Uski Yaad Me Chur Nahi Hota, Kab Use Milne Ko Dil Majbur Nahi Hota, Ye Saach Hai Zindagi Me Dil Uska Tutata Hai, Jiska Koi KASOOR Nahi Hota..
- Is kadar Meri Dosti ka Imtehaan to Mat lijiye, Khafaa ho Kyu ye to Bataa dijiye, Maaf Kar do gar ho gayi ho Humse koi Bhool, Par aise yaad na kar ke Hume Sazaa to Mat dijiye..
- Zindagi Rahe Na Rahe Dosti Rahegi, Paas Rahe Na Rahe Yaadein Rahegi, Apni Zindagi Mein Hamesha Haste Rehna, Kyunki Aapki Haasi Me Ek Muskaan Meri Rahegi..
- Sath Rehte Yuhi Waqt Guzar Jayega, Dur Hone K Baad Kon Kise Yaad Ayega, Jee Lo Ye Pal Jab Hum Sath He, Kal Kya Pata Waqt Kaha Le Jayega..
- Naaraz Hokar Zindagi Se Nataa Nahi Todte, Mushkil Ho Raah Phir B Manzil Nahi Chhodte, Tanha Na Samajana Khud ko Kabhi, Hum Unme Se Hai Jo Kabhi Sath Nahi Chhodte..
- Khwaab na khabhi tute, kabhi dil bhi na tute, Aap bhi kabhi hamse na ruthe, Humari Baat or saath na chhute, Par abhi Hamare beech ka ye faslaa to tute..
- Ishq Ne Hame Rone Bhi Nahi Diya, Gum Ne Hame Hasne Bhi Nahi Diya. Ruth ke Jab Yaad Aayi Tumhari To, Nind Ne Hame Sone Bhi Na Diya..
- Kaanto Ke Badle Phool Kya Doge, Aansu Ke Badle Khushi Kya Doge, Hum Chahte Hai Aapse Umar Bhar Ka Saath, Hamare Is Sawal Ka Jawab Kya Doge..??
- Palbhar Me Toot Jaye Wo Kasam Nahi, Tumhe Bhul Jaye Wo Hum Nahi, Tum Roothi Raho Humse Is Baat Me Damm Nahi, Tum Manane Se Na Mano Itne Bure Hum Bhi Nahi..
- Wo Mera Dost Jo Khuda Jaisa Lagta Hai, Dil ke Paas Hai par Phir Bhi Judaa Sa kyu Lagta Hai, Kaafi Dino Se Aaya Nahi koi Paigam Uska, Shayad koi Baat Pe Humse Khafaa Sa Lagta Hai..
- Dushmano Me Bhi Dost Mila Karte Hai, Jannato Me Bhi Phool Khila Karte Hai, Hamko Kanta Samaj Kar Chhod Na Dena, Kante Hi Phool Ki Hifajhat Kiya Karte Hai..
- Mahek Teri Aaj Bhi Meri Saanso Me Hai, Har Ek Adaa Teri Meri Aankhon Me Hai, Bhale Mitade Dil Se Mera Wajood, Magar Teri Jagah Aaj Bhi Meri Har Yaadon Me Hai..
- Chahe Marji Jitni Tum Ruthe Raho Par Ye Na Bhulna, Saath Ek Saya Tum Hardam Paoge, Mudke Dekhoge To Tanhai Hogi, Aagar Mehsus Karoge To Hume Paoge..
- Bahut hi udas hai koi Shakhs Tere jane se, Ho sake to Lout ke aja koi Bahane se, Bhale Tu Lakh khafaa Ho par ek bar to dekh le, Koi Bikhar gaya hai Tere Rooth jane se..
- Aansu Ki Kimmat Wahi Jante Hai, Jo Kisi Ko Yaad Karte Hai, Dil Ka Gum Wo Jante Hai, Jo Kisi Ko Chahte Hai, Tanhai Ka Dard Wo Jante Hai Jinse Koi Apna Ruth Jata Hai..
- Jaan Hai Mujhe Zindagi Se Pyari, Jaan Ke Liye Kar Du Kurbaan Kuch Bhi, Jaan Ke Liye Tod Du Yaari Tumhari, Ab To Maan Jao Manane Se, Qki Tumhi Ho Jaan Hamari.
- Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye, Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata, Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye
- Rishton me Duriyaa to aati-jaati rehti hai, Phir bhi Dosti Dilon ko mila deti hai, Wo Dosti hi kya Jisme Narazgi na ho, Par Sachchi Dosti Dosto ko Mana hi leti hai..
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Sorry sms in English
Say sorry to your friends or lovely one-person if you hurt them.
Sorry is very powerful word for accept a mistake never hurt someone heart send
theme apology sms to admit your mistake and make your relation better.
- Be the first one to say Sorry when the other person seems to be hurt because of you Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to U!"
- Why do people never cared about the feelings of others when they hurt someone?? 'n then why they regret their after... why don't they understand that the five letter word "SORRY" does not make any difference. It will not make feel good to the one whom they have already hearted so much...!
- I M Sorry Of Being So Emotional I M Sorry Of Being So Possessive I M Sorry That I Cry For You I M Sorry Because I Cant Live Without You
- Sometimes saying SORRY is the most difficult thing on earth. But Its the Cheapest thing to save the most expensive gift called "Relationship".. !
- I am sorry, forgive me and be mine again. I may have been wrong but if I don't do this, Ill never be right. I apologize. If I could avoid what happened, I would, but since I cant, Ill apologize. You are the kindest person I have met. Forgive this fool who cant live without you. Our future hangs on this note of apology! Accept it and change my life forever. I send this message to say sorry, you can take it or leave it. If you leave it, Ill send in another message till you accept it.
- When armies are mobilized and issues joined, the man who is sorry over the fact will always win.
- SORRY¦ SORRY¦ SORRY¦SORRY¦ Don't get confused ,O dear SORRY means: S->Some, O->One Is, R->Really, R->Remembering Y->You.. Have A wonderful day.
- As I feel the tear go down my cheek, I notice that my heart is weak, For the love I have for you, Will always be gold and true, sorry I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past, But know my love will always last, Even though we are a distance apart, You always have the key of my heart.
- May Be I Was Angry But I Was Childish May Be I Hurt You But I Care For You ! Dear Love.. I Am Sorry I Love You!!
- Making The First Move To Patch Up Things, Shouldn't Always Come From The One Who Made The Mistake But It Should Come From The One Who Understands ... !!
- We love ourself even after making so many mistakes. Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes? Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.
- I know I've hurt you I didn't mean to. I am soooooooooo sorry Please forgive me
- What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive If I Cud Take It All Back I'd Do This So Instant I Truly Didn't Mean To Hurt You In Any Way I'm Sorry For Hurting You
- if I have ever done a mistake, 4give me thinking that it was a mistake... and don't ever 4get me even by a mistake....
- I Know How Angry You Are ... & What You Must Be Going Through So I Hope , You Know How Sorry I Am For All That Happens Between Us ... Please Forgive Me
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Santa Banta Jokes
Top 60 santa banta jokes in hindi & english share with your friends and share in social sites very funny jokes we bring for you funny santa banta jokes collection.
- An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do.
- A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
- Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
- Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
- Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto
Banta asks: Why r u removing a wheel from your auto?
Santa: Can't u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only'
- Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He is not studying, they are studying him!
- Santa standing on platform
Suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa you will die.
Santa: you will die, have you not
Heard train is coming on platform.
- Santa's wife dies. He is calm,
But his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him:
Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
- Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn. - Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat
- Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Please show me daily wear underwear not Party wear. - Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out. - Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
- Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai.
Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge. - Banta:-meri aadat hai,main jo bhi kaam karta hoon usme doob jata hoon.
Santa:-to tum kuaa kyon nahin khodte? v - Santa jain: murga kesa diya.
Shopkeeper: Rs. 80 Rs. 50 Rs. 10
Santa jain: Rs. Ka itna sasta kyu?
Shopkeeper: Saab isse aids hai.
Santa jain: de do khana hai, shaadi thodi karni hai!!
- Santa:-jab main paida hua tha to mere papa ne 51 banduke chalwai thi.
Banta:-kamaal hai,sabka nishana chook gaya.
- Santa :-maine doodhwale se pyaaz ke daam pooche to usne kaha pahle 5 rupyeedo phir bataunga?
Banta:-achcha phir kya hua?
Santa:-pahle 5 rupyee do phir bataunga.
- Santa maisur palace ghoomne gaya. Tourist guide use bola,
"sir is kursi per mat baithiye, ye tipu sultan ki hai." Santa bola,
"are yaar tum chinta mat karo,wo aaega to main uth jaaunga."
- Santa joined NASA.
After one month the
Americans had to
Change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA
- Santa:are Maa ,ek achchi khabar hai . Hum 2 se 3 Ho Gaye Hai!
santa ki Maa: achha jaldi bata , beta Hua hai ya beti?
Santa: are nahi Maa, tumhaari bahu ne Doosri Shaadi karli !!
- Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut kabada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
- Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
- Driver: Poora petrol khatam ho gayi hai. ab aage nahi bad sakte.
Santa: teek hai, gaadi reverse lo aur ghar vaapas chalo.
- Santa went to battery shop and asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
- Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
- Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!
- Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doctor.
Doctor: what happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
- Santa went to see a girl for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?"
Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye. - Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Master ji : kaha gire
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
- Santa: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.
Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na.
Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?
- Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
- Santa: Aaj muze maar padi.
Banta: Kyo?
Santa: Sharmaji ka Beta kho gaya.
Banta: Phir?
Santa: Maine kaha, Google pe dhundo
Aur mil gaya to download kar lo !!
- Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA - Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, khud ka samaan pehchan jayege
- Santa: kelaa kitne ka hai?
Dukaanwala: 1 Rupay
Santa: 60 paise mein doge kya?
Dukaanwala: itne me to sirf kele kaa chilkaa hi milegaa
Santa: to 40 paise leke sirf kelaa dedo
- Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?
Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga
Santa: agar fail hua to?
Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga
Santa: woh kyu?
Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo
- Santa hotel manager se:-jaldi chalo meri biwi khidki se kood kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager:-isme main kya kar sakta hoon sir.
Santa:-are,khidki nahin khul rahi hai..
- Santa:-sherka pinjra khula reh jaae to kya ho sakta hai?
Banta:-sher chori ho sakta hai.
- Santa:-bantatum kyon ro rahe ho?
Banta:-dekho ye haathi mar gaya.
Santa:-ohh,kya wo tumne pala tha.
Banta :-nahin,per mujhe iski kabr khodne ka kaam mila hai.
- Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kiske liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhareliye.
- Santa:- ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyaan thi. Log use radhe shyam kahte the. Batao kyon?
Banta:-kyon?
Santa:-uska naam radhe shyam tha.
- Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
- Santa ke ghar ladki hui .ab use chinta ho gai ki uski beti badi hogi to ladke chedge.
Santa:-per maine iska intzaam kar liya hai.
Banta:-kya?
Santa:-maine apni beti ka naam didi rakh diya hai.
- Santa:-ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta:-aahatya karne ke liye.
Santa:-to isme ubaalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Banta:-are yaar kahin infection na ho jaae.
- Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
- Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
- Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai.
Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?
- SantaBanta double deker bus mein bhete the toh banta niche bheta that aur santa upper toh banta bola "are check kar ke aata hun ki santa ko mazza aa raha hai ki nahi" woh gya toh dekha ki santa ek kone mein bheta hai toh woh gya aur bola "are santa kya hua tu aise chipuk ke kyun bheta hai" toh santa bola are tere pass toh niche driver bhi hai mere toh woh bhi nahi hai.
- Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hotahai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi hoto use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
- Santa:-kya aapne hi kal mere ladke ko doobne se bachaya tha.
Banta:-haan haan , per baar baar aap meri taarif mat kariye.
Santa:-achcha to ye bataiye mere ladke ki topi kahan gayi
- Santa police wale se:-sir kal tv ke alawa mere ghar ka sara samaan chori ho gaya.
Police wala:-to tv kyon chori nahin hua?
Santa:-ji sir tv to main dekh raha tha na.
- At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
- Santa:-mere pitaji bahot samajhdaar hain,jab bhi maachis kharidte hain poori 50 teeli ginkar dekhte hain.
Banta:-mere pitaji un se zyada samjhdaar hain,wo 50 ki 50 teeli jalakar dekhtehain.
- Santa:-achcha bhaarat main kitne mahapurush paida hue hain?
Banta:-bhaarat main mahapurush kya koi purush bhi paida nahin hua,sab bachchehi paida hue hain.
- Santa:-are yaar banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?
Banta:-hasne ke karan.
Santa:-who kaise?
Banta:-are yaar main ek pehalwan ko dekh kar has pada.
- Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
- Santa:-yaar banta kal mei biwi mere ek dost ke saath bhaag gayi.
Banta:-tujhko to bahot yaad aati hogi uski ,phir?
Santa:-haan yaar wo mera bahot achchadost tha mera.
- Doctor: bantaji, khaane ke baad neend ki goliya lee na aapne.
Banta: uff!! khaane ke baad zor se neend aa raha tha to maine goli lena bhool gaya.
- Santa ek dukaan wale se sheesha khareedne gaya,"is sheeshe ki majbooti ki kya guarantee hai?"
Dukaan wala:-ye sheesha yadi aap 100th manzil se fekenge, to ye 99 manzil tak bhi nahi tutega.
santa banta jokes in hindi
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